Sweet\’s Spot

October 6, 2007

Sweet’s Humor

Filed under: Sweet's Humor — sweetsspot @ 2:44 am

Billy Graham was returning
to Charlotte after a
speaking engagement
and when his plane arrived there was a limousine there
to transport him to his home. As he prepared to get
into the limo, he stopped
and spoke to the driver. 
 

“You know”  he said, “I am 87 years old
and I have never  driven a limousine.
Would you mind if I  drove it for a while?”
  

The driver said, “No problem. Have at it.”  

Billy gets into the driver’s seat and they head off
down the highway.

A short distance away sat a rookie State Trooper
operating his first speed trap. 
 

The long black limo went by him doing 70 in a 55 mph zone.  

The trooper pulled out
and easily caught the limo
and he got out of his patrol car to begin the procedure.  

The young trooper walked up to the driver’s door
and when the glass
was rolled down, he was surprised to see
who was driving. 

He immediately excused himself and went back to his car
and called his supervisor.  

He told the supervisor,
“I know we are supposed  to enforce the law…
But I also know that important people are
given certain courtesies. I need to know what
I should do because I have stopped a
very important person.”  

The supervisor asked, “Is it the governor?” 

The young trooper said, “No, he’s more important
than that.”

The supervisor said, “Oh, so it’s the president.”

The young trooper said, “No, he’s even more
important than that.” 

The supervisor finally asked, “Well then, who is it?”  

The young trooper said, 
“I think it’s Jesus, 
because he’s got Billy Graham for a chauffeur!” 

June 28, 2007

What would you do?

Filed under: Sweet's Humor — sweetsspot @ 2:15 pm

In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other for many years.Early one morning an angel appeared before the statues and said, “Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire.” And with that command, the statues came to life.

The two statues smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling and twigs snapping.

After 15 minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling. Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, “You still have 15 minutes. Would you like to continue?”

The male statue looked at the female and asked, “Do you want to do it again?”

Smiling, the female statue said, “Sure. But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I’LL poop on it’s head!”

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